The Butt Hurt Kit! (Super Best Seller!)
$7.99
Did you F^ck up the day of someone who doesn't know how to take a joke? Send them the Butt Hurt Kit. The kit includes topical cream for instant anal relief, a wet-nap for all that disgusting glitter and sand, and a pocket pack of tissue for the tears.
For an extra $2 we'll even throw in some tampons for that puzzy!
