Who TF ARE WE?

We REAAALLLLLLYYYYY hate glitter. People call it the herpes of the craft world. What disgusts us more though are the soulless people who get their jollies off by sending glitter in envelopes. Even more than that we cant stand the vulturous People who thrive in the Art of Petty and have decided to create a Legitimate Business based off of it!

Our MO is simple: there's someone in your life right now who you can't stand. Whether it be your D-head ex bf/gf, an irritating family member or that nosey b^tch Joan down the road who thinks it's cool to tell everyone in the neighborhood that you smoke weed in your backyard and take the longest to put up your Christmas decorations-- that b^tch deserves a glitter bomb!

So pay us a small fee, provide an address anywhere in the world & we'll send them so much glitter/sand in an envelope that they'll be finding that shit everywhere for weeks. We'll also include a note telling the person exactly why they're receiving this awful gift!

All Options come with a customizable note, just leave your message in the notes part of the order form before checkout, and we will fully customize and package it for their demise! your hands are completely clean and you can sleep guilt-free!

**Text message options must add number and name of target and/or secret recipient in notes form at check out

Best of all, its all in fun and Nobody gets hurt!